Humpty the Horny

The lecherous and terrifying Halfling fister.

Description:

‘I will fist you.’
’I’m going to wear your skin as a disguise and go to your home and fuck your wife.’
’I’m going to put a pretty pink bow on you and parade you in front of your family.’

’You’ll never be the man your mother is. I’m going to use your skin as a condom to show your girlfriend what a real man feels like. Then I’ll get my brother Bumpty to rip your wings off and use them as a parachute as he jumps from your mother’s window the night after plowing her. ’

’I’m going to strangle you with your own intestines.’
‘I will eat you!’
‘If you do a handstand you get slapped in the face with your own belly you fat little shite.’
‘I will tear your balls off and make you eat them!’

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Bio:

Humpty lived a good life, spending many thousands of his earnt coin on whores, drink, food and gambling. Living to a grand age of 40, Humpty hurt opponents with his legendary insults as much as his shockingly painful strikes from his fists and feet. Famous in his homeland in which he was exiled from due to ‘excessive anger issues and unreasonable amounts of in-fighting.’ for his fighting, drinking and mating skills. He died how he wanted to, with his third leg swinging gloriously, with a legendary insult on his lips after delivering a final good blow.

No regrets, Humpty, no regrets.

Humpty the Horny

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